What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 06:02

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What is your worst experience in life?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
Fallout Shelter has been downloaded over 230 million times in 10 years - Eurogamer
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
Moonraker